Knock Yourself Out

Yeah, so this isn’t such a funny one, Dale.
Dude, Ziff has got this idea that if he doesn’t make it to Master-Sommelier land, life just won’t have that certain joie de vivre. Either he’s being a real ballsack or he’s heading for an identity crash. Real cryptic emails, kinda spooked me.
Maybe he’s let his raison d’ĂȘtre spend too much time in the cellar? Boy needs to get some sunlight and fresh air. He be bricking his hardware, old man.
True story about Master of Wine, Kit Stevens .Word up, brother.
Ziff needs to come on up for some oxygen before a workman finds him, too late.
That’s unless he’s gone all Fred Thompson on us. If so, later.
Original post by Arthur Krea